The Used and Discount Sporting Goods Store is on Flint Drive, and sources say that it is a front for the world government. It has a black helicopter pad on which black helicopters regularly depart and land. Intern Chad was sent to try buying a tennis racket and was never seen again.  Citizens of Night Vale looking for sporting goods are advised to check out Play Ball, near the Night Vale Community Radio station, because Play Ball is only a front for the sheriff's secret police, and so can be completely trusted.

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