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If it walks like a duck, and sings like a duck, and excretes slime like a duck, then it’s a d- uh, you know? I don’t think that’s a duck. Welcome to Night Vale.
— Cecil

"The Promise of Time" is the 157th episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on November 1, 2019.


We're all going to live forever and there are no downsides or hidden consequences.

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As Dolly Parton said, "Tumble out of bed, and I stumble to the kitchen. Have to fight an evil magician. Yawn, and stretch, and fight him for my life." Wise words.
— Proverb