|The future wants you. The future needs you. The future will have you, whether you want to or not. Welcome to Night Vale.|
|— Kasper Rhodes|
"The Battle for Time" is the 158th episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on November 15, 2019.
There may have been a few consequences from our attempt to live forever. Oops.
|Every friend group has a joyful chasm. If you do not know who the joyful chasm is, then I have news for you: you are the joyful chasm.|
- There is a post-proverb scene.