|Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent false memories of what you think happened to you. Welcome to Night Vale.|
"Secret Blotter" is the 168th episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on May 15, 2020.
For the first time ever, the Sheriff's Secret Police has made their blotter public.
|Six out of seven dentists have no idea where that seventh one disappeared to. Honest, they all have rock-solid alibis and that blood could've belonged to anyone.|