The Night Vale chapter of the NRA are the local branch of the pro-gun organization. They periodically release alternate slogans in support of gun ownership. Tim Langley is the head of the Night Vale Chapter of the NRA.
Slogans[]
- Guns don’t kill people. It’s impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it’s a miracle.
- Guns don't kill people. We are all immortal souls living temporarily in shelters of earth and meat.[1]
- Guns don't kill people. People kill guns.[1]
- A list of things that can kill people:[1]
- Conceivably anything
- Not guns
- If you say guns kill people one more time, I will shoot you with a gun, and you will, coincidentally, die.[1]
- Guns don't kill people. Blood loss and organ damage do.[1]