Matt is a 15-foot coconut crab that lives underneath the lot behind Dark Owl Records. He has a contentious relationship with Michelle Nguyen and really doesn't like parties. On one occasion he appeared inside Michelle's store when she threw a foundraising party and forgot to tell him about it. To appease him, Michelle let him eat some of the patrons. According to Cecil, Matt is very boring to talk to.
- Episode 141 "Save Dark Owl Records"