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Jake Kemp is the district head of officiating for the district in which Night Vale, Pine Cliff, Red Mesa, Desert Bluffs Too, The Whispering Forest, and Cactus Park football teams play. Being very disappointed at the way young people celebrate during football games, he complained about the millennials killing everything good in the world. When it was pointed out to him that people currently in high school are not in fact millennials, but he at the age of 33 is, he suddenly became 93 in order to not be a millennial anymore. [1]



  1. Episode 134 "Fall Football Preview"