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You are swimming distance from a shore you cannot see. If you choose the wrong direction, you will drown. If you do not make a decision, you will drown. Welcome to Night Vale.
— Cecil

"Guidelines for Disposal" is the 101st episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on February 1, 2017, and repeated on July 1, 2021.


Mandatory Annual Spring Cleaning Day is coming. Here are the guidelines for the new municipal landfill facility.

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There’s no harm in trying. Really depends on what you’re trying. Either way, give it a go. It’s probably fine.
— Proverb