For the rank, see Night Vale Boy Scouts.
We report only the real, the semi-real, and the verifiably unreal. Welcome to Night Vale.
— Cecil

"Eternal Scouts" is the 23rd episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on May 15, 2013.

Synopsis[edit | edit source]

Two Night Vale Boy Scouts become the first to ever achieve the rank of Eternal Scout. Plus, an update on the floating cat, changes in who gets to die, and a recruitment drive for a vague yet menacing government agency.

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