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For the rank, see Night Vale Boy Scouts.
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"Eternal Scouts" is the 23rd episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on May 15, 2013.


Two Night Vale Boy Scouts become the first to ever achieve the rank of Eternal Scout. Plus, an update on the floating cat, changes in who gets to die, and a recruitment drive for a vague yet menacing government agency.

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