We report only the real, the semi-real, and the verifiably unreal. Welcome to Night Vale.
— Cecil

"Eternal Scouts" is the 23rd episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on May 15, 2013.

Synopsis Edit

Two Night Vale Boy Scouts become the first to ever achieve the rank of Eternal Scout. Plus, an update on the floating cat, changes in who gets to die, and a recruitment drive for a vague yet menacing government agency.

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Proverb Edit

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Show them pictures of cows when they're young, and administer brief electrical shocks.
— Proverb

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