- Not to be confused with The Other Empty Desert, its predecessor. Nor its namesake Desert Bluffs.
Desert Bluffs Too is a community of people formerly living in Desert Bluffs who found home in the Desert Otherworld after their town merged with Night Vale. The community worships the Smiling God.[1] The town's mayor is Lauren Mallard, but its true leader seems to be Kevin.[2]
The town is located near a mountain with a lighthouse on top and under a never-setting sun.[2] There are restaurants, food trucks, and clubs, but there are no bars in town, as taxes on alcohol transported across dimensional rifts are very high.[3] There is a junior high school, and a football team called the Vultures.[4]
Events[]
- The Smile Parade, which takes place every Friday[2]
Municipal Facilities[]
Organizations[]
- Citizens for Freewill[5]
- Desert Bluffs Community Players[2]
- Desert Bluffs Limestone Appreciation Society[2]
- People for Clean, Sharp Teeth[5]
- Society for Painless Living[5]
- The Natural Smiles Theater Company[5]
Points of Interest[]
- A Beach, though there is no body of water[3]
- Desert Bluffs Museum of Art, including:[5]
- Georgia O'Keefe exhibit
- Desert Bluffs Spinning Smiles Amusement Park, including rides:[5]
- Spine Kompressor
- Esophagus Remover
- Intentional Sepsis
- Desert Bluffs Temple of Joy[2]
- Food trucks, including:[3]
- Odessa Dumplings
- Tex-Mex
- Jewel-Osco[2]
- Little Rick's Salad Stand[2]
- Morning Bird Records[5]
- The Mudstone Abyss, a monumental chasm
- No Exit, a night club[5]
- Sandy Blossom Bowling Alley and Arcade Joy Compound[3]
- Sunlite All-Day Diner[5]
- Town Square, which is a sand dune with a cow skull on it[3]
- Vermillion, a restaurant. Their specialty is lip meat.[3]
- A zoo[5]
Residents[]
- Kevin
- Former Mayor Lauren Mallard
- Charles and his son Donovan[3]
- Frank Donnelly, who sells tarantula parts
- Alejandra Salazar, who lives in a cave
- Kunit Jindal[1]
- Cedric Dummond, theoretical physicist at the junior high[4]
- Gerardo Diaz, who found a limestone under his tongue
- Josephine O’Toole and her demons
- Savannah Hernandez, who moved from Red Mesa in order to avoid tax collectors
- Jesse Pritchard, Savannah's husband
- Agnes, Armand, Yolanda, and Leon - Savannah and Jesse's children
- Olin Hayworth and Chantal James, refugees of the Blood Space War
- Krotshk, a refugee of the Blood Space War who is a neutron from the Horsehead Nebula
- Ryan Nichols, a student from Alabama who mysteriously appeared in town
- Ken, Kelvin, Keegan, and Kellen - members of the Temple of Joy, who are at the same time the City Council[2]
- Keon and Kelton - members of the Temple of Joy and police officers
- Jerry Kramer and his daughter Morgan, who communicate mostly through sign language[3]
- Intern Vanessa and her double
Roads[]
References[]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Episode 120 "All Smiles' Eve"
- ↑ 2.00 2.01 2.02 2.03 2.04 2.05 2.06 2.07 2.08 2.09 2.10 2.11 2.12 2.13 2.14 Episode 135 "The Mudstone Abyss Part 1"
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 3.5 3.6 3.7 Episode 136 "The Mudstone Abyss Part 2"
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 Episode 134 "Fall Football Preview"
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 5.3 5.4 5.5 5.6 5.7 5.8 5.9 Episode 137 "The Mudstone Abyss Part 3"