|Cook a feast no family could fully eat, recite prayers no family could fully believe, and acknowledge a frightful history no family could fully comprehend.|
- Trial of the Century:
- Siobhan Azdak, theater writer for the Night Vale Daily Journal, is assigned as judge.
- The trial is progressing slowly due to difficulty in finding a jury of Hiram McDaniels' peers. So far the only other five-headed dragon found has been Hiram's sister Hadassah.
- The prosecuting attorney is now Troy Walsh, replacing Pamela Winchell.
|Today’s proverb: If a car flashes its brights at you, it’s probably a gang. And if you flash your brights back, the gang gives you cake. It’s a cake gang.|
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