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At last, we are alone. At last we are, all of us, alone together. At last, every human, alone together, on this earth.
— Cecil

"Condos" is a specially written episode, performed at several of the live shows. It was first performed on September 25, 2013. A recording of a performance at the Bell House in Brooklyn, New York on December 18, 2013 can be bought from the official Night Vale BandCamp page starting February 15, 2014.


Condos have come to Night Vale, and everyone in town is coming to get one of these perfect new homes, including a certain scientist. Plus, a new wing at the Museum of Forbidden Technologies, visits from the mayoral candidates, and a very specific look at traffic.

 Plot Developments[]

• Glow Cloud: The glow cloud was seen in line to buy a condo.

• Dark Planet: When Cecil enters the condo, he sees the dark planet.

Recurring Segments[]


(September 25, 2013)

Please keep all arms and legs inside the car at all times. Also, you are under arrest. Why is your car full of limbs? Whose are these?
— Cecil

(December 18, 2013)

All tattoos are temporary tattoos.
— Cecil


Title Performance Date
Booksmith 25 September 2013
Performed at Booksmith
Largo 4 October 2013
Performed at Largo
Geeksboro 17 & 18 October 2013
Performed at Geeksboro
The Bell House 18 December 2013
Performed at The Bell House