At last, we are alone. At last we are, all of us, alone together. At last, every human, alone together, on this earth.
— Cecil

"Condos" is a specially written episode, performed at several of the live shows. It was first performed on September 25, 2013. A recording of a performance at the Bell House in Brooklyn, New York on December 18, 2013 can be bought from the official Night Vale BandCamp page starting February 15, 2014.

Synopsis[edit | edit source]

Condos have come to Night Vale, and everyone in town is coming to get one of these perfect new homes, including a certain scientist. Plus, a new wing at the Museum of Forbidden Technologies, visits from the mayoral candidates, and a very specific look at traffic.

 Plot Developments[edit | edit source]


Recurring Segments[edit | edit source]

Proverb[edit | edit source]

(September 25, 2013)

Please keep all arms and legs inside the car at all times. Also, you are under arrest. Why is your car full of limbs? Whose are these?
— Cecil

(December 18, 2013)

All tattoos are temporary tattoos.
— Cecil

Performances[edit | edit source]

Title Performance Date
Booksmith 25 September 2013
Performed at Booksmith
Largo 4 October 2013
Performed at Largo
Geeksboro 17 & 18 October 2013
Performed at Geeksboro
The Bell House 18 December 2013
Performed at The Bell House
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