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For the creatures, see Antiques (creature).
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"Antiques" is the 59th episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on January 1, 2015.


The Antiques have escaped from the Antiques Mall. Plus, a very scientific update from afar, new management at StrexCorp, and the return of Children's Fun Fact Science Corner.

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