"PYRAMID"

"PYRAMID"
Details
Episode	9
Year	One
Released	October 15, 2012
Written by	Joseph Fink Jeffrey Cranor
Guest writer	Regis Lacher (the Pyramid's messages)
Narrated by	Cecil Baldwin
Produced by	Commonplace Books
Content Warnings	Year One Content Warnings
Listen
Soundtrack	Disparition
The Weather	"Last Song" by Jason Webley
Episode	Spotify YouTube
Transcript
External	cecilspeaks Night Vale Presents pickmansprogress
Local	Transcript: "PYRAMID" (episode)
Episode Guide
Previous	"The Lights in Radon Canyon"
Next	"Feral Dogs"

For the entity, see Pyramid (entity).

“	Weird at last! Weird at last! God Almighty, weird at last! Welcome to Night Vale.	”
	— Cecil

"PYRAMID" is the 9^th episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on October 15, 2012.

Synopsis

A large, philosophical pyramid appears in town, announcing several messages, but is it what it seems? Plus, best practices for regular skin-checks, an update on the levitating cat, and whatever happened to that vile barber?

Plot Developments

• Telly the Traitor: Telly is seen wandering the Sand Wastes holding Carlos's shorn locks and howling at the sky.
• Khoshekh: Khoshekh, the hovering cat, is thriving at the radio station and winning employees' hearts.

Recurring Segments

• A Word From Our Sponsors
• Community Health Tips (given as a PSA from the Night Vale Medical Community)

Proverb

“	"Nice bolo tie" is the greatest compliment a person can ever receive.	”
	— Proverb